2003-12-30 - Stow it, cranky, some of us are here to shop.
2003-12-25 - A Very Special Trasker Christmas
2003-12-15 - Goodbye, T.
2003-12-04 - My sister, my self.
2003-11-30 - Words, words, words.. i forget the rest of that hamlet quote.
2003-11-20 - So i got this \"care package\"
2003-11-11 - Lest We Forget
2003-10-29 - There's an especially gaudy star in heaven
2003-10-13 - Thank you, thank you very much
2003-10-06 - Yom-Kip-Or... it sounds so fake
2003-09-27 - Zut alors! Que se passe?
2003-09-10 - No, I'm sure we came here to discuss the radio show...
2003-09-01 - Le Montréal c'est magnifique!
2003-08-25 - To More-ee-al, mon pal.
2003-08-15 - Baby when the lights go out
2003-08-09 - You sure i didn't get some other guy's good times?
2003-08-07 - \"the album\" will be pre-empted so that we can show you \"the pictures\"
2003-07-28 - It's just not the same without a video of me dancing the charleston.
2003-07-24 - Angelina Jolie: 1 Trasker: -8
2003-07-18 - I'll give you a hard drive to the floppy disk.
2003-07-15 - If I wanted my kid to look that pretty, I'd have ordered her from the Sears catalogue.
2003-07-05 - This was *definitely* not in the job description
2003-07-03 - I'll kick your ass wearing festive, patterned capris
2003-06-20 - And all I get at the end is a baby?
2003-06-09 - The ants go marching thousand by thousand: Hoorah!
2003-06-02 - Nice? We don't need no stinkin' nice.
2003-05-28 - Lady-like... yeah, i can do that.
2003-05-20 - I found my kink-- and it gives me migraines.
2003-05-11 - Lack of bitterness never did anyone any good.
2003-05-05 - Dear French People
2003-04-29 - Enh.
2003-04-24 - Mama said there'd be days like this.
2003-04-14 - Public Service Announcement
2003-04-06 - Feel Free to Bow
2003-04-02 - Look, it's not that we don't appreciate your business
2003-03-24 - I only want an Oscar if it's anatomically correct
2003-03-21 - Come with me down memory lane
2003-03-10 - Thunderstruck.
2003-03-08 - A Crafty Bit of Sleuthing
2003-03-05 - Oh Grandpa-- What will you do next?
2003-02-27 - Shave and a Burning-- two bits
2003-02-23 - Well, my dinner's not staying down.
2003-02-22 - Let's get Quizzical, Quizzical-- I wanna get Quizzical
2003-02-21 - Action Jackson strikes again
2003-02-15 - What's Love Got to do, Got to do with it?
2003-02-09 - Cast Party Fantastico!
2003-02-08 - Another Opening, Another Show
2003-02-04 - Acting Up
2003-02-02 - We'll Leave a Jet-Trail 'Cross the Sky
2003-01-30 - Conspiracy Theory with Emoticons
2003-01-29 - Who can turn the world on with his smile?
2003-01-26 - Sick and Tired is such a cliché
2003-01-25 - Cold Enough For Ya?
2003-01-23 - Haute Couture Is Assy
2003-01-16 - Your mother? You wish.
2003-01-11 - One Reason I Don't Off Myself
2003-01-07 - It's like a song, only vomit comes out instead.
2003-01-03 - I'm spoiled as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
2003-01-01 - Matador? Matadon't.